"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. Theres too much fraternizing with the enemy."
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. "
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. "
"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch."
"I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'. "
"All marriages are mixed marriages. "
Irish Wedding Toasts
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