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"Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts."
Moliere
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"All my six husbands married me for different reasons."
Hedy Lamarr
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Ogden Nash
"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker."
Ogden Nash
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"An early-rising man is a good spouse but a bad husband."
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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"A good husband is healthy and absent."
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"He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job."
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Joseph Joubert
"There is always some frivolity in excellent minds; they have wings to rise, but also stray."
Joseph Joubert
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Robin Williams
"In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say Stop, or I'll say stop again."
Robin Williams
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Sarah Silverman
"I always want to laugh at the sad stuff. You don't need to laugh at the other stuff. I'm not numb to these things. I still go into really dark periods about Sept. 11. I think it's kind of like bullies. Bullies are just scared and thin-skinned, so they have to become bullies as a kind of survival tactic. I think comics are that way, too."
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
"I think that's always how it's been, ... I certainly didn't invent it. Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?"
Sarah Silverman
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"Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break."
Greg Evans
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Sarah Silverman
"Oh, this sounds so obnoxious, ... I'm not planning anything out. I'm just trying to be funny. I don't think any of it's particularly deep. It's just what interests me."
Sarah Silverman
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Robin Williams
"You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time."
Robin Williams
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"My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
Robin Williams
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Robin Williams
"Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress]
I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets."
Robin Williams
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"You'll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheiney is drinking water, check that shit out."
Robin Williams
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"Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and tics meaning “bloodsucking creatures”."
Robin Williams
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"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
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"Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
Victor Borge
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"Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day"
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Robin Williams
"But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be."
Robin Williams
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