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"John Lennon said All you need is love, John obviously never met my bank manager. "
Danny McCrossan
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"Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important."
Lisa Hoffman
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Judith Viorst
"Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway."
Judith Viorst
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George Bernard Shaw
"There is no love sincerer than the love of food."
George Bernard Shaw
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John Lennon
"I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them. - Letter to Stuart Sutcliffe circa 1960"
John Lennon
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"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."
Julius Henry Marx
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"Love is like a war:Easy to begin Hard to end!"
ancient Proverbs
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"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia--to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess."
Henry Louis Mencken
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"I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. There's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall in love with them and then you never know where the hell you are. - The Catcher in the Rye"
J. D Salinger
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"Love can never give too much, But those of us who love Can give in too much."
Alfred Stuart, Jr.
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"Of course I don't always enjoy being a mother. At those times my husband and I hole up somewhere in the wine country, eat, drink, make mad love and pretend we were born sterile and raise poodles"
Dorothy Debolt
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"No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"
Albert Einstein
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"When I write love songs, people think they're really soppy -- but I see love as a consolation for the boredom of life."
Martin Gore
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"I love her and she loves me, and we hate each other with a wild hatred born of love."
August Strindberg
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"Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener."
Pauline Thomason
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"Parents must get across the idea that I love you always, but sometimes I do not love your behavior."
Amy Vanderbilt
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"Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills."
Jessica Martin
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"Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life."
Source Unknown
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"We are an arrogant species, full of terrible potential, but we also have a great capacity for love, friendship, generosity, kindness, faith, hope, and joy."
Dean Koontz
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"A cat does not want all the world to love her -- only those she has chosen to love."
Helen Thomson
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"Love is like a Rhino, short-sighted, but always willing to find a way."
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