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Agatha Christie

"It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them." Agatha Christie

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"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears." Woodrow Wyatt

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"Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate." Source Unknown

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"When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. You look for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water, or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with our friends or our family, we blame the other person. But if we know how to take care of them, they will grow well, like the lettuce. Blaming has no positive effect at all, nor does trying to persuade using reason and argument. That is my experience. If you understand, and you show that you understand, you can love, and the situation will change" Ven. Thich Nhat Hanh

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"Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary: I humbly pray to heaven above that I love the man I marry." Rose Pastor Stokes

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Dorothy Rothschild Parker

"The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe." Dorothy Rothschild Parker

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"I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you." Colin Raye

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"Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents." Source Unknown

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"Lust fades, so you'd better be with someone who can stand you." The Story of Us

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"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste." David Bissonette

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"The bravest thing that men do is love women" Mort Sahl

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"Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look." Source Unknown

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"It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man." Source Unknown

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"Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots." Hoosier Farmer

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"When a man of forty falls in love with a of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own." Lenore Coffee

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"Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much." Zora Neale Hurston

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"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker." Source Unknown

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"Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler." Francesca M. Cancian

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"God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her." Benjamin Tillett

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Benjamin Franklin

"If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty." Benjamin Franklin

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"Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated." Source Unknown

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