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"Jobs are like girlfriends, you see a position open, and you go after it, you do the impossible to get the position. You see a single woman, and you see everything you want in a woman and you go after her, you do even the impossible to make her part or if not your life. But like a true idiot you never made time to ask yourself: why was that position available, or why that woman was single?... It must be for a reason.... It all gets compensated on every pay day, or every time she pleases your dreams, you can finally say "it was worth the effort""
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"Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate."
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"Don't fall for anyone, unless they are willing to catch you."
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"A soul mate is the person who makes you the most 'you' that you can possibly be."
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"Never find a complete person to love rather make him/her complete with your love."
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"I love you so much because i hate you"
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"kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand "
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"Love is just like a card game; first kick out the jokers then throw away hearts, keep the diamond and try to win the king."
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"A relationship is so unlike theory."
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"(Man)"If i may say that day that i remember by the water was wonderful"
(Woman) " Oh , honey i do not remember such a day "
(Man)" Ah, Sorry my lady that must of been a story that i heard "
(Woman)" Do not lie to me , if ye want to be forgiven , show me a good time near the water that ye say of"
(Man) " What would i do without ye "
(Woman ) " I think the same sometimes , but i'm not blind i see a future with ye" "
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"It's easy to hate some one but it needs courage to love someone.
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Dr. Seuss
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
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"I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. There's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall in love with them and then you never know where the hell you are. - The Catcher in the Rye"
J. D Salinger
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Lord Byron
"I have great hopes that we shall greatly appreciate each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all."
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"IM VERY COOL"
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"Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)"
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"Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions? - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)"
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"Absence sharpens desire, presence strengthens it."
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"Passion is like a beautiful song, only the lyrics are all screwed up."
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"You don't need to have the heart of your lover as you have their soul."
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"LOVE IS TWO SOULS WITHOUT A SINGLE THOUGHT,
LUST IS TWO BODIES WITH A SINGLE THOUGHT!"
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Bob Marley, widely regarded as Jamaica's most talented and far-reaching musician, could aptly be described as a reggae evangelist. His devotion to Rastafarianism is a mainstay of his songs, reflecting a lifestyle of religious devotion and a talent for inspired vocals. Many Bob Marley quotes are simple, catchy lyrics of thoughtful encouragement. "Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?" Bob Marley quotes enlighten us with his strong principals and joyful philosophy. A victim of cancer at the age of 36, his legacy lives on both in his family of musicia…

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