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Marilyn Monroe
"Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him."
Marilyn Monroe
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"We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else for us to find."
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"The best husband in the world is an archaeologist because the more his wife get older the more he get interested."
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"Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. "
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"No woman ever shot her man while he was doing dishes."
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"Love is blind because people fall in love with their eyes closed."
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"Love is the game in which both the players win."
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"when you grow a pear you can call me back <3
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"I hope Love isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."
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"Love is life so never miss love if you don't wanna miss life."
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Jack Handey
"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)"
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"Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated."
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"Always marry the man of your age because if your beauty will fade so will his eye sight."
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"Love is the answer of all the questions."
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"You are in love when you feel that the song you are listening is written just for you."
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"A touch of scorn can be oh so alluring."
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"Love when you are ready for it not when you are alone."
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"I think He knew our troubled hearts
Would sometimes throb with pain,
At trials and misfortunes,
Or goals we can't attain.
He knew we'd need the comfort
Of an understanding heart
To give us strength and courage
To make a fresh, new start.
It's clasped together firmly
With a love that's deep and true,
And it's rich with happy memories
and fond recollections, too...
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"At the smallest tingling of passion, every man is suddenly a poet."
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"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring."
J. Perelman
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"Boy: Tell me one big lie, my dear."
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