"Love me when I least deserve it, because thatâs when I really need it."
"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two week's notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have."
"There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding. He would have to understand that often I will be travelling and playing."
"Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of duration."
D. H. Lawerence
"I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend."
"I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support."
Anna Nicole Smith
"On working with her producer boyfriend: Working together was a bit of a disaster. I'd tell him his ideas were crap and he'd say the same about mine."
"Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers."
"Boys should abstain from all use of wine until their eighteenth year, for it is wrong to add fire to fire."
"I left our home to work on a movie, and while I was away, my boyfriend [Billy Bob Thorton] got married, and I've never heard from him again."
"I've got a group who can't play music, one bad comedian plus boyfriend, a nervous breakdown calling himself a magician, two coachloads of 70-year-old religious maniacs looking for a fight and a fancy-dress contest that nobody knew about."
Irish Wedding Toasts
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