MARRIAGE

This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love
Anonymous

Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
Pauline Thomason

What therefore God has joined together, let no man separate. Mark 10:9
BIBLE

Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse.
Halen

If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
Lisa Moriyama

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
Anonymous

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
Anonymous

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Anonymous

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Anonymous

Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.
Louis K. Anspacher

He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
Anonymous

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.
Anonymous

Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
Hoshang N. Akhtar

For any woman to success in American life she must first do two things: Prepare herself for a profession, and marry a man who wants her to succeed as much as she does.
Cathleen Douglas

Marriage is both a civil and because some religions object to the concept, any more than the government should ban atheism because some religions object to it.
Lisa Pampuch

Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Antoine De Saint-Exupery

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
Hoshang Akhtar

Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate.
W. H. Auden

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make -- not just on your wedding day, but over and over again -- and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
Barbara De Angelis

There is a rhythm to the ending of a marriage just like the rhythm of a courtship --only backward. You try to start again but get into blaming over and over. Finally you are both worn out, exhausted, hopeless. Then lawyers are called in to pick clean the corpses. The death has occurred much earlier.
Erica Jong

Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.
Louis K. Anspacher

A happy marriage perhaps represents the ideal of human relationship -- a setting in which each partner, while acknowledging the need of the other, feels free to be what he or she by nature is: a relationship in which instinct as well as intellect can find expression; in which giving and taking are equal; in which each accepts the other, and I confronts Thou.
Anthony Storr

A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.
Honore De Balzac

The best part of married life is the fights. The rests is merely so.
Thornton Wilder

Men make love more intensely at 20, but make love better, however, at 30 - Men make love more intensely at 20, but make love better, however, at 30 - Catherine II of Russia
Catherine II

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
Anne Bradstreet

Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day.
Barbara De Angelis

A marriage is a gift. It should be opened up and enjoyed.
Greg Evans

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Victor Borge

To marry a man out of pity is folly; and, if you think you are going to influence the kind of fellow who has ''never had a chance, poor devil,'' you are profoundly mistaken. One can only influence the strong characters in life, not the weak; and it is the height of vanity to suppose that you can make an honest man of anyone.
Margot Asquith

Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
Pauline Thomason

By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher. Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
Socrates

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Ogden Nash

To marry unequally is to suffer equally.
Henri Frederic Amiel

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
Dick Martin

There is a French saying: ''Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.''
De Finod

Weeping bride, laughing wife, laughing bride, weeping wife.
German Proverbs

how can we validate parents solely by virtue of their loins?
Xplicit Man

Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
Scottish Proverbs

Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.
Erica Jong

Once you are married, there is nothing for you, not even suicide, but to be good.
Robert Louis Stevenson

The deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-lounge.
Patrick Campbell

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Will Rogers

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
Donald H. Mcgannon

In taking out an insurance policy one pays for it in dollars and cents, always at liberty to discontinue payments. If, however, woman's premium is a husband, she pays for it with her name, her privacy, her self-respect, her very life, ''until death doth part.''
Emma Goldman

Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.
Anna Nicole Smith

'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Except for poverty, incompatibility, opposition of parents, absence of love on one side and of desire to marry on both, nothing stands in the way of our happy union.
Cyril Connolly

If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
Anonymous