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25 Love Quotes to Laugh At

For many people, love is a serious business, but why is that? While love can be a very serious thing, why can't one have a little fun with it too? Many think you can. Sometimes love is fun or funny and sometimes, when love is not being kind to you, perhaps you just want to make fun of the idea of love. No matter which situation suits you, it's time for a little reading fun. Below are some fun and funny quotes relating to love!


Funny Love Quotes

Sometimes you just want to think about love and smile. You may be in love and enjoying the ride or just a fan of that great emotion. Here are 10 love quotes that may bring a smile to your face:

"Love: The most fun you can have without laughing."

"If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in a sack, don't worry it's just because I wanted you for Christmas"

"If you want me to fall for you, you got to give me something worth tripping over."

"Think of love as a card game: first, get rid of the jokers, throw away the hearts, keep the diamonds... then try to get a king"

"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"

"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."

"If your not willing to sound stupid, you're not worthy of falling in love."

"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch."

"Love is being stupid together."


Making Fun Of Love Quotes

Sometimes, you don't really want to think fondly about love but rather want to laugh at the concept. Perhaps you have just gotten out of a bad relationship or have dealt with some other sort of pain to your heart. Since laughter is a healer, why not heal your heart by laughing at it's pain and laughing at love in general. Here are some quotes that may help you do just that:

"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."

"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

"Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look."

"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."

"Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end."

"Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you."

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."

"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

"Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for."

"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."

"When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife is."

"When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him."


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