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I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
Henny Youngman

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

Ralph Emerson

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

Honore de Balzac

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.

Ann Bancroft

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.

Rita Rudner

Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards.

Franklin Benjamin

A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.

Evan Esar

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Berle Milton

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

George Burns

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"Psychiatrist: Tell me about your dream. The Cleveland Indians all got jobs at Toys R Us?
Jerry Falk: Yeah. So what can it possibly mean? Look, I can't keep wasting my hour here describing lunatic dreams. I have a date with Amanda. I can't keep running around town on the sly and live like this. Amanda can handle it, but I need help. What do I do? I have to extricate myself from Brooke. It'll break her heart. She wants to marry me.
Psychiatrist: What comes to mind about the Cleveland Indians?
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