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I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
Henny Youngman

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

Ralph Emerson


The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

Honore de Balzac

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.

Ann Bancroft

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.

Rita Rudner

Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards.

Franklin Benjamin

A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.

Evan Esar

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Berle Milton

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

George Burns

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Marilyn Monroe 1926-06-01

"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

Marilyn Monroe quotes may surprise you. Generally regarded as a bubble headed blond, Marilyn's life was anything but lighthearted. She was remarkably realistic about the public's perception of her and candid about the burden of being one of the most sought-after women in the world. She aptly summed up her life with this erudite comment: "Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul." Marilyn Monroe quotes are witty and insightful, reflecting a sensitive and beautiful woman who truly lived her life like a candle in the wind.



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